Apologies for the tortuous pun, but i am overjoyed to announce i am finally back online! I have had many tedious broadband issues but I am now back online and as such this website’s going to get some sweet loving attention after 7 weeks of neglect.
My parents and I will be on The One Show this evening, BBC One 7pm, talking about having me living with them (TEMPORARILY, i cannot stress this enough) at my ripe old age. I am fairly confident we’re going to come off as raving incompetent psychopaths (they brought a psychiatrist in to deal with us), so watch, marvel, and then feel grateful for your own, better, family.
Very exciting news! I am a proud member of a new sketch group with Tom Craine and Dan Antopolski. We have been writing together for about a year now, and have decided to take our stuff out to the people. They didn’t ask for it, but they’re getting it. We’ll be gigging all over the place soon.
P.s. We are called Jigsaw because of the way all our sketches slot together, not us. Before filth-mongerers put up their hands to ask.
Here in my parents’ house i continue to swing gently off my hinges. I have become obsessed with the TV show Criminal Minds, yesterday i saw a trunk in Habitat and thought ‘you could fit a corpse in that.’
Thankfully The One Show is coming round on Friday to document my emotional collapse. Good-o.
Well don’t worry, amnesia-struck comedy fans! I’m currently writing the 50 Funniest Moments of 2010 for Channel 4.
I’ll be appearing in it too, briefly i imagine, and only when famous people didn’t have anything to say on the subject. Still, it’ll lend itself to a drinking game for those who only like to tipple.. ‘There she is!’ *sip* ‘Well that was fun.’
I completely forgot about this little doohickey, through which i can broadcast my doings.I’ve got lots of things ‘in the pipeline’ as i believe the wankers say, and as soon as I can I will tell all. Meanwhile i continue to rot in my parent’s house, click on Press and you can see an article i wrote recently for The Times about it. Haha, no paywall here! Victory!
Pardon me yelling like Granny on a mobile phone. This is my first foray onto my new website. It’s like breaking a horse, i expect it to throw me off a few times and trample my head, then we’ll unite in mutual respect and whipping.